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langhorne slim- i love you, but goodbye. “why did you...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:27:45 -0500

langhorne slim- i love you, but goodbye.

“why did you come, if you can’t stay forever?”

soupsoup: mdfsmash: An open letter to Stephen Colbert from...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:55:09 -0500

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

I don’t like mayonnaise or miracle whip, but this is amazing.

Miracle Whipped.

I think I need this shirt.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:57:21 -0500

I think I need this shirt.

joshmohrer: inothernews: Front cover, Bangor (Maine) Daily...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:22:02 -0500

joshmohrer:

inothernews:

Front cover, Bangor (Maine) Daily News, Wednesday, November 4, 2009.

There are people who celebrate keeping people who love each other apart. There are people who make it their pathetic life’s work to keep two people who belong together from being together. There are people who revel in not letting others be genuinely happy, and making them feel like second-rate citizens in their own country, for the want of “preserving tradition.”

These people are assholes.

tupelohoney: would you just look at this little chickadee...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:59:03 -0500

tupelohoney:

would you just look at this little chickadee scarf????

(as mentioned in my FB status yesterday…)

THERE IS A GOD. today’s proof comes in the shape of an anthropologie catalog.

they now carry children’s items. I REPEAT… anthropologie carries children’s items. in their catalog, no less.

clothes, books, stuffed animals, mittens, caps, and toys.

i am so overjoyed that i can’t even come up with words right now.

Since I know you’re in the DE/PA area, the Anthro at Brinton Lakes had a few of the kids clothes (including this scarf) when I was there this weekend! They are soooooooo cute!

Important lesson learned in my French class today:

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:56:24 -0500

In France, when someone blows cigarette smoke in your face it means he is hitting on you. Gross.

tanya77: soupsoup: dpstyles:caro:johncarney:caseydonahue: Ran...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:13:15 -0400

tanya77:

soupsoup:

dpstyles:caro:johncarney:caseydonahue:

Ran into these guys on the train. They win Halloween.

perfection.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:10:30 -0400

perfection.

getting my hair cut like this on monday.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:41:48 -0400

getting my hair cut like this on monday.

azizisbored: Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna Mindy Kaling’s...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:40:49 -0400

azizisbored:

Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna

Mindy Kaling’s webshorts for “The Office” are hilarious. Check out this awesome video and go to SubtleSexuality.com for more.

UPDATE: LINK FIXED.

Everything about this amazing. Especially Nard-dogg.

I am very confused by Twitter lists. Also, they tell me not to tweet about it, but it’s so...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:45:45 -0400

I am very confused by Twitter lists. Also, they tell me not to tweet about it, but it’s so tempting! Are they going to take it away if I do?

"Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping the floor and the..."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:54:09 -0400

““Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping the floor and the folks who made the mess are there (saying) ‘you’re not mopping fast enough. You’re not mopping the right way. It’s a socialist mop.’””

- President Obama via Reuters (via amazingamanda) (via stevewoolf) (via mikehudack) (via apsies) (via shiningstar) (via allthingsalishan) (via heylaney)

FUCK YOU RAPEY GREG!

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:20:56 -0400

krankmills:

onefootinthegrave:gifparty:

Yessssssssssssssssss

caryrandolph: (via:via)

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:54:25 -0400

caryrandolph:

(via:via)

alla1: zachlinder:[via liz]

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:59:47 -0400

alla1:

zachlinder:[via liz]

caseyculture: remarkablelulu: I want these people to be my...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:23:15 -0400

caseyculture:

remarkablelulu:

I want these people to be my friends. Hysterical!

meredithnyc:princessl:srsly:(via bringtheruckuss)

tanya77: jeffcagle: Oct. 15, 2009. The day the world got...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:52:12 -0400

tanya77:

jeffcagle:

Oct. 15, 2009. The day the world got punk’d.

Where’s Ashton?

so i met pete campbell the other night at the launch for mad men...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:05:54 -0400

so i met pete campbell the other night at the launch for mad men costume designer janie bryant’s collaboration with brooks brothers. he may or may not have kissed me on the cheek. he also did the charleston for us. it was a good night.

nedresnikoff: systems: meepmeepmeep:

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:55:52 -0400

nedresnikoff:

systems:

meepmeepmeep:

tylercoates: Mary Kate & Ashley Olson recorded my favorite...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:34:04 -0400

tylercoates:

Mary Kate & Ashley Olson recorded my favorite Halloween song.